Naturally my tech bosses were chirping about Amazon Prime Day yesterday and managed to build my hype up too. Chrome laptops for $199, shouted ABC News. Prep your wallets! 40-inch 1080p LED TVs for $115, Time screamed. Brace for the impact!
Instead of contributing to the flood of orders crashing Amazon’s servers, I went into work today to discuss the latest pillow decor with my co-workers.
No one wants this, Amazon.
Oh, but it gets better. Come with me on this magical gallery journey. I will be your guide and escort through the unfulfilling clicks that is Amazon Prime Day. Start with the first left image and arrow key awayyy!
Wow, this looks amazing! How can anything be bad when there’s confetti?
Wait where’d the rest of the confetti party go? Well, the deals must be worth sorting through…
I could use a new sleeping– oh…
Oh hey, that’s a pretty good– oh…
Hehehe, ‘moist.’ And meaty.
No one’s in love with the cacao.
I still can’t afford this.
Oh, you *would* be out.
Traveling back in time…
… to the late night early 2000s commercials…
… better buy grandma a gift.
Multipurpose, hooray!! One for you, one for a friend, and a date at the 4-star bank.
Can’t even take candy from the baby.
I thought this was a HP wand… I can’t be the only one, right?
My denial was real. ‘Little’… Little pricey? Little big? Little Wayne? Nope.